The **** is a secret organization created to eliminate the worst criminals. They were initially created to get rid of Patrick, the worst of them all.

list

1. Patrick

   The top target. Mastermind and fugitive legend.-under truce until pineapple apocalypse is won.

2. Mr. Pineapple

   The architect of the pineapple apocalypse.

3. Emperor Palpatine

   Somehow still alive, again. No one is surprised at this point

4. Jeremy

   Patrick’s accomplice Who he Finds so ugly and stupid that he refuses to acknowledge his presence on the list

5. Duo (the Duolingo Owl)

   Somehow survived his encounter with John Cena. While he claims he faked his death, he is probably just trying to hide what actually happened for an unknown reason.

6. All the Minions

   Always evil and always looking for an evil master.

7. Gru

   Forgot to sign the paperwork to get off the list.

8. Dru

   Gru’s brother who continues his father’s legacy after The twins, Rob and Bob, eliminated him.

9. Frederick

   Patrick’s menace of a getaway driver WHO ALWAYS GETS AWAY SOMEHOW >:(

10. ??? (the AK-47 and Jeremy hybrid)

    A DISGUSTING, HIDIOUS, ABSOLUTLY CURSED ABOMINATION that was created when Jeremy somehow had s** with an AK-47.

11. Adolf Hitler

    Fled to Argentina, Found a life extension secret, and plots to take over the world.

12. Bob The Giant Spider From Australia

    Australia wasn’t dangerous enough so Bob happened. No one knows how big he has gotten since he was last seen in 1988, no one is willing to check. He was last recorded as being 1023 ft (311.8104 m).

13. Zues

    Still causing chaos and still going around having s** with every woman he sees.

14. Chkldbrghgfggsdsfshklurlggxvghhg

    Accidentally bumped into and asteroid 65 million years ago and killed the dinosaurs, claims it was a “minor navigational error”